Losing touch

“Wake up in the morning n’ look at my cock. It’s all shriveled and cannot get hard no. Tell me, where did I go wrong, must be I’m getting way old.”

I was reminiscing one of my favorite songs today and I thought this parody of it up. Props to those who can recognize the song.

“I go find me my meds, no other thing to do. Take me a walk, but my knees they ain’t no good. Tell me, where did I go wrong, must be osteoporosis the heart of this song.”

With age I have lost my touch with maturity. Sometimes I fear what I’ll find funny later in life. I have started to like some really odd slapstick the peak of all
comedy.

“My head fumes like a chimney, the kids make noise. Got a hearing aid of dreams, I turn it off in my blues. Tell me, where have I gone wrong? Ain’t nuttin’ going right with me, I’ve been peeing blood too long.”

The rest of the song was about saggy old woman tits that hang around the knees.

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