Re-imagined start

Hello again,
it’s been a while.. I’ve decided to give a new restart to this blog with a slight change. There will be less poetry and other creative writing as these days I’ve decided to collect that kind of stuff together for something more than a blog, perhaps a live show with burlesque dancers and lion tamers. Instead I’d like to use this as a platform where I can post things that come to mind and to keep up with more writing, because I haven’t really concentrated on it too much.

I hope those of you who still remember me and followed my blog for the poetry aren’t too upset by this.
If people still are interested in my poetry, please feel free to e-mail me and maybe we can sort something out.

On this blog I will mostly focus on games, game development, music, opinions and other things like that from now on. I’ll still keep my old poetry on it, just as a “back catalog” and as a reminder of things I used to do with this blog.

I’ll be posting some more about stuff I’ve been up to soon.

Thank you and ta-ta,
Sincerely,
Me

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Top 10 Ways to be Crazy

NOTE: All of these are true stories that I have witnessed or done myself.

1. Suffer from severe mental disorders and refuse to take your medication because the voices tell you that everyone wants to kill you. Lock yourself up in your home and use the internet to deliver food to your domicile.

2. Jump around in a long distance train proclaiming that we have raped mother earth and that you are a secret agent that found a bomb on board the train while holding up a lighter.

3. Make a ruckus in a bus by saying that you will beat up anyone who tries to lay their hands on your gurrl. Notice: You must not have a gurrl with you, because if you do you’re just another macho boyfriend.

4. Accuse everyone at the notorious hipster pub/café of genocide.

5. Walk into your roommates part of the apartment and stare at them sleep, while being too afraid to move as to not wake them up. Originally you were aiming for the kitchen for a midnight snack, but staring at sleeping people will do too.

6. Attack a bouncer with a remote control and claiming that the remote IS indeed the secret that they’re hiding in Area-51.

7. Live a long happy life.

8. Show your friends the contents of your recently vomited bile.

9. Read the news.

10. If you aspire to become a CEO of a big company or other highly ambitious positions/careers, you most likely are fucking crazy to begin with. Good job.

Ball busters

Today I learned that we live in a culture of ball busting. Everybody gets out of bed with the intention of busting at least someone’s nads. It’s as if the more you squeeze the more points are racked up.

It’s beautiful.

a dog had taken a poop right on the sidewalk at my door this morning,
it was green and the first thought in my head was,
“that means go, go –GO!! you go-go girl!”

the things that can make your day for a week, if not a year.

I dreamt of being a pregnant woman, but then I woke up and it was 3AM and I wasn’t a woman.
Later I realized that I really am a woman. I am a female-to-male transsexual woman trapped in a man’s body.
It comes to me, I can never be happy.

Sunday, a blog, and what the hell is JFC

It’s been a good enough while since my last “blog” post, if we don’t count the poetry and what not. I will kick out all that artsy-fartsy stuff and take you on an (b)anal rampage. It’s a Sunday and I hate Sundays because I cannot sleep in on Monday, but I take the best of Sunday and try my best to do nothing at all. Either way, there are a few things I’d like to bring to your attention dearest reader.

If you have been following the poetry I’ve been posting right here on Mikritics then here’s a slight treat that I will say out loud right now. I have decided to try my best to get some of that shit published, in print on paper, between covers! It’s been crazy lately, I have amassed a good amount of poems that I would consider “good enough” to be sent forward. Please stop me if I am delusional.

The only problem I have is that I don’t know if the poems could be better. Of course I will go and do plenty of rigorous editing. I will literally and academically beat the living hell out of my texts. I will break their bones and crush them into dust with a mortar and pestle. I will break them down for breakfast and roast them on a frying pan –deep fry them in animal grease. I will punch them until they say uncle and cry for momma, but you get the point. Editing is violent.

I have to confess that I am a newbie when it comes to this. I have no idea how to take it forward and I find myself browsing through wikihow articles when I’m in the bathroom. I worry about failure due to being plain dumb and I retire to some hole. I assume a fecal position and rot with my bad humor.

I hate myself. But there are things that I hate more, so I think I’m in good terms with myself in the end. Keeps me inspired and jovial. Hoping for the best..

The other thing that I wanted to just point out was a thought I had today. A good while back around February I saw this show called JFC, or Jesus Fucking Christ. It’s a horrible and ugly show depicting the second coming of Jesus. The humor is crude and unfunny, so I guess that’s why I happened to like it.

The best part of the show in my opinion is the way attitudes towards Jesus are portrayed. The televangelist hate him and everyone takes him as a crackpot junkie. The way I’d imagine anyone to react when someone claims he is Jesus reborn. The show has that realism. You should have a look, but watch out, I mean it when I say the humor sucks. It’s not for you if your sense of humor requires even some sophistication. It won’t be for you either if you can’t intake blasphemous entertainment.

Here’s episode 1 of JFC, presented on the youtube channel of Kenny Hotz:

Kenny Hotz presents JFC an independently produced web cartoon.
Jesus is sent back to earth by God to clean things up a little but immediately gets a rude awakening to the modern world and the church! Episode 2 http://youtu.be/NQpVOaFLi2o

Let us know what you think about it so we can do more or get rid of it.

That’s it, that’s my blog for this Sunday.
I will not even go through this post to check for typos.
I can’t be bothered to edit this into a coherent post. Maybe next time!

Thank you for reading! Stay tuned for more awesome posts..
Much love to all.